Reviews

Here's a list of films I've stroked my chin over. Why not have a stroke yourself? I don't mean that in either the medical or sexual sense you understand, although what you do in the comfort of your own home is entirely your business.

I've come up with a genius method of arranging the list, whereby the films are displayed in the same order in which each film's first letter appears in the alphabet (ignoring definite and indefinite articles, obv), so you should have no trouble locating any given movie.

1%
2 Guns
9
9 Fingers
12 Angry Men
12 Years A Slave
13 Assassins
21 Jump Street
22 Jump Street
The 39 Steps
'71
78/52
The 100-Year-Old Man Who Jumped Out the Window and Disappeared
127 Hours
1941
2001: A Space Odyssey
2012
10,000 KM
20,000 Days On Earth
20,000 Days On Earth (vodzilla.co)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence
The A-Team
The Adjustment Bureau
The Adopted (Empire magazine)
Adventureland
The Adventures Of Tintin: The Secret Of The Unicorn
The Adventures Of Tintin: The Secret Of The Unicorn (short review)
After Hours
After The Screaming Stops
The Age Of Innocence
The Age Of Stupid
Ajami
Alice
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Aliens
All Night Long
Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (Empire magazine)
Always
The Amazing Spider-Man
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 
The American
American Boy: A Profile Of Steven Prince
American Hustle
American Hustle (The Shiznit)
Amistad
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Angels Of Evil
Animal Kingdom
Annihilation
Anomalisa (Digital Spy)
Anonymous 
Ant-Man
Aparajito
Argo
Arrival
The Artist 
The Assassination Bureau
Attack The Block
Au Revoir Les Enfants
Avatar
Avengers: Age Of Ultron
Avengers: Endgame
Avengers: Infinity War
Aventure Malgache
The Aviator
The Awakening
The Back To The Future Trilogy
The Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call - New Orleans
Bait
The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs
Bambi
Barry Lyndon
Batman Begins
Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice
Batman & Robin
Battle Los Angeles
Beasts Of The Southern Wild
Bed & Breakfast
Behind The Candelabra (The Shiznit)
Berberian Sound Studio
Bernie
The BFG
The Big Sick
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance)
The Birds (short)
The Birds (long)
Black Dynamite
Black Swan
Blackmail
Blade Runner
Blade Runner 2049
Blancanieves
The Bling Ring (Empire magazine)
Blow Out
Blue Is The Warmest Colour (The Shiznit)
Blue Valentine
Bohemian Rhapsody
Bon Voyage
Booksmart
Border
Border (Empire magazine)
The Bourne Legacy (Empire magazine)
The Box
Boxcar Bertha
Boyhood
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Brawl In Cell Block 99
Bridesmaids
Bridge Of Spies
Bridge Of Spies (short review)
Brighton Rock
Bringing Out The Dead
The Brothers Bloom
Bruno
Bullseye!
Buried
Burlesque
The Cabin In The Woods
The Cabinet Of Dr Caligari
The Call
Call Me By Your Name
Cape Fear (1962)
Cape Fear
Captain America: The First Avenger
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Captain America: Civil War
Captain Marvel
Captain Phillips
Carefree
Carnage
Cars 2 (Empire magazine)
Casablanca
Casino
Casino Royale (2006) (Mini review)
Casino Royale (2006) (Full review)
Catch Me If You Can
Catfish
Celeste & Jesse Forever
Chalet Girl
Champagne
Chicago
Christine
Chronicle
Clash Of The Titans (2010)
A Clockwork Orange
Clone
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind
Closed Circuit
Cloud Atlas
Clouds Of Sils Maria
Cloverfield
Coherence
The Color Of Money
The Color Purple
Compliance
Compliance (Empire magazine)
Contagion 
Contagion (Empire magazine)
Copacabana
Cowboys & Aliens
Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Crossplot
Cube
Curling King
Cyrus
A Dangerous Method
The Dark Knight Rises
Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes
Day Of The Fight
De Palma
The Departed
The Descendants 
Detroit
Devil
The Devil's Double (Empire magazine)
Dial M For Murder
Die Another Day
The Disappearance Of Alice Creed
District 9
Django Unchained
Dogtooth
Domino
The Double
Double Take
Downhill
Downsizing
Dr. No
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Dracula (1931)
Dreams Of A Life
Dreamscape
Drive
The Drop
Due Date
Duel
The Duke Of Burgundy
Dumb And Dumber To
Dumbo
Dunkirk
E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial
Easy Virtue
Eddie The Eagle
Eden
Edge
Edge Of Tomorrow
Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films
Elysium (The Shiznit)
Empire Of The Sun
Enemy
L'Enfance Nue
England Is Mine
Escape To Athena
Everybody Wants Some!!
Everything Or Nothing
Ex Machina
Exam
Exit Through The Gift Shop
The Expendables
The Falling
Family Jewels
Family Plot
Fantasia
Fantastic Mr. Fox
The Farmer's Wife
The Favourite
Fear And Desire
Felony
A Field In England (The Shiznit)
Filmworker
Filth
Filth (The Shiznit)
Finding Dory
Fire, Ice & Dynamite
First Blood
First Man
First Reformed
Fish Tank
The Fly (1986)
Flying Padre
For Your Eyes Only
Force Majeure
Foreign Correspondent
Foreign Correspondent (short version)
Four Lions
Foxcatcher
Free Fire
Frenzy
Friends With Benefits 
From Russia With Love
Fury
Gangs Of New York
Gangster Squad
The Ghost
Ghost In The Shell
A Ghost Story
Ghostbusters (2016)
The Ghoul
The Girl On The Train
The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet's Nest
The Girl Who Played With Fire
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2009)
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)
God Bless America
The Godfather
Godzilla (2014)
Gold
GoldenEye
Goldfinger 
The Good Dinosaur (vodzilla.co)
Good Manners
GoodFellas
The Grand Budapest Hotel
The Great Muppet Caper
The Great White Silence
The Green Fog
The Green Hornet
Green Lantern
Green Room
Gremlins
Guardians Of The Galaxy
The Guest
Guy And Madeline On A Park Bench
Hail, Caesar!
Half Nelson
The Handmaiden
The Hangover Part II
Hanna 
Happy End
Happy Feet Two (Empire magazine)
Happy New Year, Colin Burstead
Harry Brown
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince
Have You Seen My Movie?
Haywire
Headhunters
Heartbeats
Help! (Empire magazine)
Henry V (1989)
Her
Hitchcock/Truffaut
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug (The Shiznit)
The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies
The Hole (2010)
Holy Motors
Hook
Hot Fuzz
Hot Tub Time Machine
How To Train Your Dragon
Hugo
The Hunger Games 
The Hunt 
Hunt For The Wilderpeople
The Hunter (Empire magazine)
The Hurt Locker
Hyena
I Am Number Four
I Confess
I Don't Feel At Home In This World Anymore
I Lost My Body
I Saw The Devil 
I.T.
I, Tonya
I'm So Excited (Empire magazine)
I'm Still Here
The Ides Of March
The Imitation Game
The Imposter
In Fabric
In Fabric (Empire magazine)
In Your Eyes
Inception
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (The Shiznit)
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (Empire magazine)
The Incredible Hulk
The Incredibles
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade
Indiana Jones And the Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
Inglourious Basterds
Inside Job
Inside Llewyn Davis (The Shiznit)
Inside Out
The Internship (Empire magazine)
Interstellar
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978)
The Irishman
Iron Man
Iron Man 2
Iron Man Three
It Follows
It is fine! EVERYTHING IS FINE.
It's Kind Of A Funny Story
Italianamerican
The Italian Job
Jack Reacher 
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
Jamaica Inn
The James Bond films (Empire magazine)
Jamie Marks Is Dead
Jane Eyre (2011) (Empire magazine) 
Jason And The Argonauts
Jason Bourne
Jaws
The Jewel Of The Nile
Jojo Rabbit
Journeyman
Juan Of The Dead (Empire magazine)
Junkhearts
Juno And The Paycock
Jupiter Ascending
Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park (short review)
Jurassic World
Just Do It: A Tale Of Modern Day Outlaws
Kaboom
Kick-Ass
Kick-Ass 2
The Kid (1921)
The Kid Who Would Be King
The Kids Are All Right
Killer's Kiss
The Killers (1964)
The Killing
The Killing Of A Sacred Deer
Kind Hearts And Coronets
The King
The King Of Comedy
Kingsman: The Golden Circle
Kingsman: The Secret Service
Knight And Day
Knives Out
Kundun
La La Land
The Lady Vanishes
The Ladykillers
Land Ho!
The Last Detail
Last Flag Flying
Last Tango In Paris (Empire magazine)
The Last Temptation Of Christ
Lawless
Le Donk & Scorz-ayz-ee
Legend
The LEGO Movie
The LEGO Movie (Empire magazine)
Les Miserables
Let Me In
Let The Bullets Fly
Let The Right One In (The Shiznit)
Licence To Kill 
Life Lessons
Life Of Pi
Lifeboat
The Lighthouse
Lincoln
Live And Let Die
The Living Daylights
Living On Love Alone
Locke (The Shiznit)
The Lodger
Logan
Logan Lucky
Lolita
Long Distance
Looper
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
Lost River
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Lucy
Lymelife
The Machine That Kills Bad People
Mad Max: Fury Road 
Magic
Mamma Mia!
The Man Who Haunted Himself (Empire magazine)
The Man Who Knew Too Much (1934)
The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956)
The Man With The Golden Gun
Manchester By The Sea
Mandy
The Manxman
Margaret (Empire magazine) 
The Marine 2
Marnie
Marriage Story
Marshland (vodzilla.co)
Martha Marcy May Marlene
Marvel Avengers Assemble
Mary & Max
Mary Poppins (Empire magazine)
Mascots
Mean Streets
Mesrine
Micmacs
Midnight Special
Miles Ahead
Minority Report
Mission: Impossible III
Mission: Impossible- Ghost Protocol
Mission: Impossible - Fallout
A Monster Calls
Monsters
Moon
Moonraker 
A Most Violent Year
Mother
mother!
Moulin Rouge!
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Mr. Holmes (vodzilla.co)
Mr. Popper's Penguins (Empire magazine)
Mr. Turner
Munich
The Muppet Christmas Carol
The Muppet Movie
Muppet Treasure Island
The Muppets
The Muppets Take Manhattan
Murder!
My Brother The Devil
My Life As A Courgette
My Life Directed By Nicolas Winding Refn
My Old Lady
My Week With Marilyn 
Mystery Road (The Shiznit)
Napoleon
Napoleon (vodzilla.co)
Napoleon Dynamite
Ne Me Quitte Pas
The Neon Demon
Never Let Me Go
New York, New York
The Nice Guys
Night Bus
Nightcrawler
Noah
Nobody Else But You
North By Northwest
North By Northwest (30MFFC)
North Sea Hijack
Notorious
Number Seventeen
Octopussy
The Old Man & The Gun
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
One Cut Of The Dead
Only God Forgives
Only God Forgives (The Shiznit)
Oslo, August 31st
Our Hospitality
Out Of Africa
Pacific Rim
Paddington
Paddington 2
Painless
The Paradine Case
Parker (Empire magazine)
Pather Panchali
Paths Of Glory
Paul
The Peddler
A Personal Journey With Martin Scorsese Through American Movies
Phantom Of The Paradise
Philomena
Pieta
Pillow Talk (Empire magazine)
Pinocchio
The Pipe
The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists
The Place Beyond The Pines
The Place Beyond The Pines (The Shiznit)
Playing For Keeps (Empire magazine)
The Pleasure Garden
Ponyo
Portrait Of A Lady On Fire
Possum
The Post
Precious
Predators
Prevenge
Primer
Prisoners (The Shiznit)
Prometheus
A Prophet
Psycho
Quantum Of Solace
The Quest
Raging Bull
The Raid
The Raid 2
Raiders Of The Lost Ark
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (short review)
Raising Cain
Ran
Rango
Ready Player One
Rear Window
Rebecca
The Red Turtle
The Red Turtle (vodzilla.co)
The Rewrite
Rich And Strange
The Ring
Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes
The Road
RoboCop (2014)
Robin Hood (1973) (Empire magazine)
Robot & Frank 
Rock Of Ages (Empire magazine)
Roma
Room 237
Rope
Route Irish
The Rover 
Rumble Fish (Empire magazine)
Run All Night
Rust And Bone
Sabotage
Saboteur
Salt
The Salvation
Sausage Party
Saving Mr Banks
Saving Private Ryan
Scarface (1932)
Schindler's List
The School Of Rock
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
The Seafarers
Secret Agent
The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty
Serena
A Serious Man
The Sessions
Seven (Empire magazine)
Sex And The City 2
Shadow Of A Doubt
Shame
The Shape Of Water
Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes In New York
The Shining
Shivers
The Shop Around The Corner
Short Circuit (Empire magazine)
Shout At The Devil
Shrek Forever After
Shutter Island
Shutter Island (short)
Sicario
Sightseers
Silence
Silence (short)
Sin City: A Dame To Kill For
Sing Street
Singin' In The Rain
The Skin Game
The Skin I Live In
Skyfall (no spoilers)
Skyfall (spoilers)
Skyfall (Empire magazine)
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs
Snowtown
The Social Network
Solo: A Star Wars Story
Song For Marion
Sorry To Bother You
Source Code
Spartacus
Spectre (no spoilers)
Spectre (spoilers)
Speed
Spellbound
Spider-Man
Spider-Man: Homecoming
Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse
Spider-Man: Far From Home
Spirited Away (vodzilla.co)
Spring Breakers (The Shiznit)
Spring Breakers (Empire magazine)
The Spy Who Loved Me
Stage Fright
Stan & Ollie
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Star Trek (2009)
Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Beyond
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith (mini review)
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Starsuckers
Stoker (The Shiznit)
The Stone Roses: Made Of Stone (The Shiznit)
Strangers On A Train
Strawberry Fields
Submarine
The Sugarland Express
Super 8
Superman: The Movie
Suspicion
Suspiria (2018)
Sympathy For Mr Vengeance
Tabu (Empire magazine)
Take Shelter
Tales From The Golden Age
Taxi Driver
The Terminal
Terminator Salvation
Terminator Genisys
Terri
Thelma
Thirst
This Is War / Severe Clear
This Must Be The Place
Thor
Thor: The Dark World
The Three Colours Trilogy
Thunder Road
Thunderball
The Tillman Story
Timecrimes
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
To Catch A Thief
Tokyo Tribe
Tomorrow Never Dies
Tomorrowland: A World Beyond
Top Hat (Empire magazine)
Topaz
Torn Curtain
A Town Called Panic
Toy Soldiers
Toy Story 3
Toy Story 4
Trash Humpers
The Tree Of Life
Triple 9
TrollHunter 
Tron Legacy
The Trouble With Harry
True Grit (2011)
Twelve Monkeys
Tyrannosaur
Under Capricorn
Under The Skin
Underground
Underground (Empire magazine)
Unstoppable
Up
Up In The Air
Upside Down: The Creation Records Story
Upstream Colour (The Shiznit)
Us
Valhalla Rising
Vertigo
Victoria
A View To A Kill
The Voices
Vox Lux
Waltzes From Vienna
War Horse
War Horse (short review)
War Of The Worlds
We Need To Talk About Kevin
Welcome To Marwen
Where The Wild Things Are
Whip It
Whiplash
White God
Who's That Knocking At My Door
Widows
Wild Bill
Winter's Bone
The Wolf Of Wall Street
The Wolf Of Wall Street (short)
The Wolfman (2010)
The Woman In Black
Wonder Woman
The World Of Apu
The World's End
World's Greatest Dad
The World Is Not Enough
Wreck-It Ralph
Wreck-It Ralph (Empire magazine)
The Wrong Man
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
X-Men: First Class
X-Men: Days Of Future Past
X-Men: Apocalypse
Yellow Submarine (Empire magazine)
Yesterday
You Only Live Twice
You Were Never Really Here
Young And Innocent
Young Sherlock Holmes
Youth In Revolt
Zero Dark Thirty (The Shiznit)
Zootropolis