However seeing as, come Monday morning, the entire planet will be either saying "Ooh, fancy that Avatar winning every single award, even the ones it wasn't nominated for" or "What's The Hurt Locker?", it would be churlish of me not to expend a small amount of energy blogulising about this cavalcade of cack. So for now I'll just pop down my predictions for the only awards that 99% of people care about, so that I can be insufferably smug about it / conveniently neglect to mention it on Monday:
Film
The Hurt Locker
Director
Actor
Actress
Supporting Actor
Supporting Actress
So there you go. Possibly the most hypocritical blog post ever written. To make up for it here's a short compilation of clips featuring Humphrey Bogart, winner of the Best Actor Oscar in 1952, and the lesser known Sour Apple Award for Least Co-Operative Actor in 1949. God damn it!
But I love documentaries about porridge!
ReplyDeleteThen the Oscars are for you.
ReplyDelete'Cast Heroes' & 'Chose Star' are spooky anagrams of 'The Oscars'. I like Matt Damon's idea that the Oscars be awarded for films ten years after their release year. More than half the awards would be different with the benefit of hindsight.
ReplyDeleteI liked the Hurt Locker. It has the scariest windscreen wipers ever. You jump out of your skin when thay screech into action in a bomb laden car. The audience I experienced the film with cowered as one.