Tuesday 28 February 2012

Marvel Rename The Avengers To Distract Attention From The Insanely Random Proportions Of The Cast On New Poster

I know The Hulk's meant to be big, but what's Captain America's excuse? He could fit Scarlett Johansson in his jock strap.

Hmm.

Excuse me while I just go and imagine having a tiny Scarlett Johansson in my underpants.

5 comments :

  1. TheUnwashedMass28 February 2012 at 17:35

    Well, they just went ahead and did EVERYTHING wrong on that poster, didn't they?

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  2. Tony Cox28 February 2012 at 20:56

    http://pockettacoradio.com/2011/11/28/avengers-asses-ass-emble/ Will take you to Avengers literal ass-emble. Why not create your own Marvel super hero? Go to http://marvel.com/games/play/31/create_your_own_superhero and have a comical time.

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  3. Anonymous28 February 2012 at 22:09

    Thanks to your poorly written last sentence, a disease where I am physically unable not to imagine anything once I see it written down, and the fact I've met you, I'm now imagining you in your underpants imagining a tiny Scarlett Johansson.

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  4. Tony Cox29 February 2012 at 20:18

    Movieevangelist will now have to visualise Groucho Marx who said "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."

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  5. Anonymous1 March 2012 at 20:36

    I am visualising every possible permutation of that.

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