If this is going to become a regular feature, as I'm sure you're all hoping it will, I need to call it something else, because a) it's a shit name, and b) Slashfilm already have the very similar and equally shit "This Week In Trailers". Suggestions please.
Meanwhile, here's The This Week In Trailers!
No jokes! There are no jokes! Where are the jokes?! I was at least hoping the hero would turn out to be a short fat guy who farts. Damn Pixar and their reluctance to conform to stereotypes.
Let me just take this opportunity to say that In Bruges is one of the most overrated films of our time. Too long have I kept that to myself. Too long.
Mission: Impossible - Goat Proctologist
There can't be anyone in the galaxy who isn't looking forward to the fourth instalment in the world's most inaccurately-titled franchise, right? There's been a massive oversight in the marketing of this one though, which I would like to address right now:
Literally the most exciting thing about this is that John Williams is doing the music. Here's a sneak peek at his theme song:
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
I literally cannot find a single thing wrong with this trailer. If this film isn't in my Top 5 by year's end I'll eat my cock.
And it may have taken me nearly a whole day but I finally worked out where the music was from.