And so, without further attempt to explain why I bothered with any of this, here are eleven suggestions for the future of cinema. All ideas are © Me so don't even think about it.
MumblelongaTrueGritEvery time Jeff Bridges opens his mouth, the entire audience mumbles along incoherently, with helpful subtitles and a bouncing ball.
The Rules Of FightalongaFightClub
First Rule: You do not talk about FightalongaFightClub.
Second Rule: Every time a character fights, the audience must fight too.
Third Rule: If someone goes for a wee or some more nachos, FightalongaFightClub is over.
Fourth Rule: The entire audience must fight each other.
Fifth Rule: Multiple fights at a time are compulsory.
Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. You too, fellas.
Seventh Rule: FightalongaFightClub will go on as long as it has to.
Eighth Rule: If this is your first time at FightalongaFightClub, bring your last will and testament.