So here are the first five of ten...
Films That Might Not Be Crapples In 2011!
Very Much Looking Forward To: Danny Elfman’s version of the theme
Best Minor Cast Member Name: Torin Sixx
Very Much Looking Forward To: Cashing in my shares in Rejuvenique
Best Minor Cast Member Name (apart from Neil Hamburger): Jesse Plemons
Very Much Looking Forward To: Some hardcore Mjolnir action
Best Minor Cast Member Name: Cliff Gravel
X-Prequel in which we discover what mutant X-Chums Professor X and Magneto had such a colossal X-Strop with each other over. I think the Prof got fed up with Mags wiping all his XXX-Videotapes every time he walked in the room. Original X-Director Bryan Singer dropped out, but was replaced by Kick-Ass’ Matthew Vaughn, so it might not stink. Again, only has to be better than Wolverine.
Very Much Looking Forward To: A young Jean Grey saying “c***”.Best Minor Cast Member Name: Only James McAvoy has been cast so he’ll have to do.
Ryan Rodney Reynolds stars as the Vauxhall Conference-level superhero in this tale of a pilot gifted with an infinitely powerful ring (fnerk) and Mark Strong embraces typecasting as the villain. To be honest I’m only interested because it’s directed by Martin 'Casino Royale' Campbell. Pathetic, isn’t it?
Very Much Looking Forward To: How they make the whole ‘all-powerful ring that doesn’t work against anything yellow or wooden’ thing not rubbish.Best Minor Cast Member Name: Ryan Rodney Reynolds
To comment on this post, click here
We used to have a maroon Vauxhall Conference but the boot leaked and ther paint peeled off
ReplyDeleteTwo lovely stories there Vanessa, thanks.
ReplyDeleteI was so enraptured in Inception, I completely forgot Green Hornet. Thanks for reminding me.
ReplyDeleteDid you nick the Jean Grey joke from this month's Empire or did they nick it from you??? I love superheroes but geting a bit fed up of slightly half baked stuff coming out. Raimi's Spiderman, Nolan's Batman, Singer's X-men and Superman all brilliant. Some of the Marvel stuff, despite the money and big stars, is very samey and, well, sort of ...alright-ish.
ReplyDeleteTime to be a bit more radical, like Black Panther, king of an independently wealthy African nation who keeps pi$$ing of America and the UN. Right on bro!
I wrote the post before Empire came out so it's a case of innocence on both sides.
ReplyDeleteThink you're right about the current Marvel crop. I'm dreading the Spidey reboot.
The Green Hornet has been something I've wanted to see since Kevin Smith was director first. Now, I'm really on the fence with this one.
ReplyDeleteYour 'X Men: First Class' image is a First Class Image!
ReplyDelete