Yep, make your Father's Day by giving him a film in which a man's daughter is brutally murdered in front of his eyes, shot through the stomach, displacing her gizzards all over his doorstep in stomach churning detail. I'm sure your pop would rather watch that than stuff himself with Thornton's toffee.
Other DVD suggestions for Father's Day:
In which a complete bastard of a father gets his own daughter up the spout then forces her to give up the baby
In which a mentally deranged father threatens to chop his son up into tiny pieces with a gigantic axe, having been possessed by the ghost of a man who hacked his twin daughters to bits and redecorated a corridor with their guts
In which a psychotic father tries to kill his son three times, dismembering him on one occasion, and tortures his daughter
with a spiky floating football before forcing her to watch him
obliterate her home planet
I love my Dad so he'll be getting a card with a comedy golfer on the front and, if he's lucky, a phone call.
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