Saturday, 3 December 2011

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Score: Even The Waveforms Are Terrifying

In crafting a suitably unsettling score for David Fincher's version of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross have not only dragged their music from the filthiest, most depraved recesses of a shit-flinging, brain-eating serial killer's mind, but they've also made music that even looks terrifying. Here's the waveform for People Lie All The Time:
I'm reasonably sure Lisbeth Salander uses a dildo that looks exactly like this track to exact revenge on somebody at some point. My eyes are watering just thinking about it.

Here's a selection of tracks from the score that were "leaked" last week: just the thing to send your kids to sleep with on Christmas Eve, especially if they won't shut the fuck up about the Fireman Sam Pontypandy Rescue Set or the Monster High Lagoona's Hydration Station.


  1. If The Incredible Suit sees a waveform monitor as sexual then he had better not look at a steam driven train or he will turn into The Incredible Anorak and stand on a chilly platform at Clapham Junction waiting for those reciprocating engine pistons to thrust their way past him in a cloud of steam and smoke while his hands tremble as he takes down the particulars.

  2. Pft. It's no

  3. "Hidden in Snow" sounds like the backing track I made for my "Bond in Space" song. I could be Tent Razor and Atticus Finch or whatever they're called.