Joel Schumacher's crack at the not-at-all done-to-death home invasion movie at least features Animal Kingdom's Ben Mendelsohn in a porn moustache and Nicolas Cage in the kind of glasses that suggests he will, at some point, stick his thumb in someone's eye socket.
The film that finally blows the lid off one of the cultural world's biggest lies - Thom Yorke never wrote a single Radiohead song. It was Spandau Ballet's Tony Hadley all along! Also, Anonymous is directed by Roland Emmerich so everyone is contractually obliged to make a reference to explosions. I've got first dibs on "Bang Goes The Bard".
Released October 28th 2011
The Woman In Black
Why hasn't D-Rad been allowed to speak in this trailer? Anyone would think he couldn't act or something.
Released February 10th 2012
You know what there aren't enough of these days? Mythological war movies with rousing motivational speeches, unconvincing CGI and unbelievably camp costumes. We really need more of those.
Released November 11th 2011
It's directed by John Singleton and stars Alfred Molina, Jason Isaacs, Sigourney Weaver, Maria Bello and Michael Nyqvist. I wish I could say that that completes the lead cast. I really do.
Released September 28th 2011
I'm fairly sure that this is just a cover up and George Lucas is remaking Star Wars with an entirely black cast to make up for Jar Jar Binks.
I firmly believe that Queen Victoria's Dildo would have been a better title.