Lots of new film posters have "hit" the "net" this week, like some kind of penalty shootout which involved a really good footballer - let's say Pelé (he's a footballer, right?) - kicking posters into a goal with no goalie keeper. Do you see? The posters are "hitting" the "net"! Oh never mind.
Let's take a long, hard, coldly analytical look at a few:
Cowboys & Aliens
Rubbish. Is Daniel Craig going to spend the whole film with a wedgie?