Clash Of The Titans In "Not As Good As I Thought It Was" Shocker

Earlier in the year I saw Clash Of The Titans and quite enjoyed it, despite it clearly being, you know, a bit shit. As a result I was lashed by the kind of torrential abuse from the entire population of the universe that would test even the resilience of professionally unpopular people like footballers, politicians or Shia LaBeouf, so I decided to give the film another whirl to see if it was really all that bad.

I have concluded that it is, in fact, shitter than I thought it was. And I think I know whose fault it is:

Surely somebody, somewhere should have spotted this when he was hired? I mean, how can someone with a ridiculous name like that just slip through the net?

"Claude" indeed.