Thursday, 16 January 2014

Rhyming Oscar nominations announced

Up for Best Vest: Sandra Bullock in Gravity

Best Nest
Christian Bale's hair, American Hustle
Bradley Cooper's hair, American Hustle
Jennifer Lawrence's hair, American Hustle
Jeremy Renner's hair, American Hustle
Radagast the Brown's hair, The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug

Best Chest
Amy Adams, American Hustle
Hugh Jackman, The Wolverine
Ryan Gosling, The Place Beyond The Pines
Tom Hanks, Captain Phillips
Adele Exarchopolous, Blue Is The Warmest Colour

Best Breast
[Award amalgamated into Best Chest category]

Best Guest
Jasmine Francis (Cate Blanchett), Blue Jasmine
Frank Chambers (Josh Brolin), Labor Day
PL Travers (Emma Thompson), Saving Mr Banks
Muse (Barkhad Abdi), Captain Phillips
Aldrich Killian (Guy Pearce), Iron Man 3

Best Quest
The Quest For The Negative, The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty
The Quest For The Dwarves' Gold, The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug
The Quest For Enormous Amounts Of Booze, The World's End
The Quest For Treasure, A Field In England
The Quest For A Joke, Anchorman 2

Best Vest
Matt Damon's vest, Elysium
Channing Tatum's vest, White House Down
Hugh Jackman's vest, The Wolverine
Robert Downey Jr's vest, Iron Man 3
Sandra Bullock's vest, Gravity

Best West
The Wild West, The Lone Ranger

[Rhyming Oscars cancelled for stupidity]

1 comment :

  1. Thank you- hearing "David O Russell, American Hustle" was the most entertaining part of the announcement, so this was lovely...