Saturday, 30 April 2011

Transformers 2's Robot With Testicles Paves Way For Transformers 3's Robot With A Massive Cock Between Its Legs


  1. prairie_oysters30 April 2011 at 11:10

    [Fred Flintstone voice] Very droll.... [/Fred Flintstone voice]

  2. I love the names in the Transformer films; Ironhide, Roadbuster, Leadfoot, Sideswipe, Megatron, Starscream, Shockwave and Hover Drones to name a few. Sadly that is about all I do like.

    Knowing everyone is maxed out on the deception of CGI, there is an attempt to get deeper into transmythology to lend more peronality to these alien robots. I wonder if that will make a difference in film #3?

    Perhaps I'll listen to a CD insted. Roger Waters sang
    "And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
    And if there is no room upon the hill
    And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
    I'll see you on the dark side of the moon."

  3. I was a massive Transformers fan when I was a kid; thought the first film was thoroughly entertaining, and then had my childhood raped by Revenge of the Fallen. I really can't get excited about Dark Side of the Moon.
    Fuck off Michael Bay (apologises for rude language.