Tuesday 14 June 2011

Tesco Entertainment Website Becomes First To Recognise The Genius Of David Mitton

Quite right too. The Thomas The Tank Engine & Friends episode 'Percy And The Haunted Mine' beats the shit out of Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil.

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  1. Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends is a DVD derived from an adult themed TV series with transformer like characters in the guise of steam engines. They huff, and puff, go off the rails, blow and let off steam, find relief when the pressure is too high and like their fire boxes stoked to warm them up and get their pistons working.

    Many of the episodes have suggestive titles. For example:
    Tender Engines
    or
    Bulgy
    or
    Granpuf
    or
    Special Attraction
    or
    A Better View for Gordon
    or
    Thomas and the Rumours
    or
    A Surprise fo Percy
    or
    No Sleep for Cranky
    or
    Buffer Bother
    or
    Toby Had a Little Lamb
    or
    James and The Queen of Sordor
    or
    James Goes Too Far
    or
    Too Hot for James
    or
    Which Way Now?
    or
    Ding-a-ling
    or
    Push Me Pull You
    or
    Slippy Sordor

    And the list goes on.

    Word of advice. Do not nod off during a rail journey. The rains run on sleepers.

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  2. Typo - The trains run on sleepers.

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