Everyone knows that anyone who wears a hoodie is obviously a violent bastard who would much rather stab you in the neck than offer you a jelly baby. But if your hoodie is adorned with Attack The Block branding, it sends a clear message that at least you have good taste in films despite being a juvenile psychopath, right?
Attack The Block is about an invasion of what?
c) Chiltern Railways train timetables
Email your answer to me here before MIDDAY ON FRIDAY 13th MAY and I will attempt to devise an entertaining yet fair method of picking a winner. Bribes will be gratefully received but will have no bearing on who wins. Unless it's an unbelievably amazing bribe, in which case principles go out the window.*
**Or am I?***