Friday, 7 January 2011

OH GOD JESUS NO MY EYES AAAGHH MY EARS PLEASE MAKE IT STOP IT'S TOO HORRIBLE BLEEEUUUURRRGGH



It's like 2010 all over again.
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10 comments :

  1. Afrofilmviewer7 January 2011 at 09:51

    I gave the plot of this a quick once over and err...no.

    that's it.

    Just no.

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  2. Tom Wateracre7 January 2011 at 11:08

    Is that Noddy Holder playing the old version of Pattinson?

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  3. Tony Cox7 January 2011 at 13:58

    There is no denying that it is a jumbo size in tents drama.

    Animal rights campaigners have forced circus owners to stop exploiting animals and just stick to humans. A misfiring at Zippo Circus killed the human cannon ball. A worried Ring Master looking for a replacement said "We may never find someone of his calibre."

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  4. Tony Cox7 January 2011 at 14:04

    Some fun fairs have trailers that are even worse than the ones in this circus film. They are a hazard on the road.

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  5. Anonymous7 January 2011 at 14:19

    Where are the clowns? There are no clowns. How can it be a proper horror movie without clowns?

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  6. filmrruss7 January 2011 at 16:49

    I've only got 21 seconds through, and I'm disgusted that they have used Nick Cave and Warren Ellis' beautiful "Song for Jesse" to promote this tripe.
    http://open.spotify.com/track/5yyYHKlez2E8TKv7RxxqM9 Nick Cave & Warren Ellis – Song For Jesse

    The following 96 seconds didn't improve my opinion.

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  7. Anonymous8 January 2011 at 00:19

    whoever wrote that is an IDIOT..write about the Green Lantern or Transformer or the Hangover 2 these are dreadful ...or I'm number 4 ,Beastly and the other Garbage out there. WfE is a wonderful Book and saying something about a TEASER Trailer like that...go watch the Tourist..must be up your Alley

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  8. Kit_Fisto8 January 2011 at 01:03

    Well done Mr. Suit on being featured on the Guardian's internet picks of the week! I'm 98% certain no money changed hands to achieve this.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/jan/08/internet-picks-of-the-week

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  9. Marge Gunderson8 January 2011 at 23:39

    It's like Benjamin Button all over again! I feel like I need a wash after watching that. Still I shouldn't knock it 'til I've tried it I suppose (it does look pants though).

    How does one go from a Bafta and Oscar for supporting actor, to something like this?

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  10. KJ13 January 2011 at 14:41

    I just feel bad for Reese Witherspoon.

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