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I gave the plot of this a quick once over and err...no.that's it. Just no.
Is that Noddy Holder playing the old version of Pattinson?
There is no denying that it is a jumbo size in tents drama.Animal rights campaigners have forced circus owners to stop exploiting animals and just stick to humans. A misfiring at Zippo Circus killed the human cannon ball. A worried Ring Master looking for a replacement said "We may never find someone of his calibre."
Some fun fairs have trailers that are even worse than the ones in this circus film. They are a hazard on the road.
Where are the clowns? There are no clowns. How can it be a proper horror movie without clowns?
I've only got 21 seconds through, and I'm disgusted that they have used Nick Cave and Warren Ellis' beautiful "Song for Jesse" to promote this tripe.http://open.spotify.com/track/5yyYHKlez2E8TKv7RxxqM9 Nick Cave & Warren Ellis – Song For JesseThe following 96 seconds didn't improve my opinion.
whoever wrote that is an IDIOT..write about the Green Lantern or Transformer or the Hangover 2 these are dreadful ...or I'm number 4 ,Beastly and the other Garbage out there. WfE is a wonderful Book and saying something about a TEASER Trailer like that...go watch the Tourist..must be up your Alley
Well done Mr. Suit on being featured on the Guardian's internet picks of the week! I'm 98% certain no money changed hands to achieve this.http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/jan/08/internet-picks-of-the-week
It's like Benjamin Button all over again! I feel like I need a wash after watching that. Still I shouldn't knock it 'til I've tried it I suppose (it does look pants though).How does one go from a Bafta and Oscar for supporting actor, to something like this?
I just feel bad for Reese Witherspoon.