Monday, 4 January 2010
Anyway viewers, The Incredible Suit is back contrary to popular demand following a relatively painless Christmas, apart from all the broomstick buggery of course, but that’s a different website altogether.
So what’s been going on since we last had blogual intercourse back in mid-December? Well, nothing. I’ve singularly failed to see lots of films that I wanted to, like The Box, The Men Who Stare At Goats, The Informant!, Bunny And The Bull, Nine, Where The Wild Things Are and Avatar, although that last one looks like it’ll be on for the next eight billion years so I’ll get round to it one day I’m sure.
Incidentally if you didn’t see anything at all at the cinema last year, then it looked a bit like this:
So what is there to look forward to in the coming twelve months at The Incredible Suit? Probably twelve months of sheer nincompoopitude and poppycockery I expect, but then you’re used to that by now so it won’t come as any surprise. At some point I hope to babble on about some films, and if you’d care to join me at some disgusting north London fleapit to watch any of the following, you’d be most welcome. As long as you buy the popcorn and agree to remain absolutely silent from the moment the first trailer starts.
Click the titles to watch a bite-sized version of each film! (if I could find one)
Exam 8 January
Micmacs 8 January
The Road 8 January
Up In The Air 15 January
44 Inch Chest 22 January
Edge Of Darkness 29 January
The Lovely Bones 29 January
Ponyo 12 February
The Wolfman 12 February
Shutter Island 19 February
Alice In Wonderland 5 March
Clash Of The Titans 26 March
Robin Hood 14 May
Knight & Day 2 July
Shrek Forever After 9 July
Toy Story 3 23 July
The A-Team 30 July
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part I 19 November
And some more that haven’t got release dates yet:
Hot Tub Time Machine
Inception (the only one I’m genuinely excited about)
Iron Man 2
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
And no doubt a lot more that I don’t know about yet. Hopefully I’ll still have time to write an award-winning blog in between all that; if not I’ll just keep writing this one, ahahaha.
In the meantime Happy New Year to you lot from The Incredible Suit, and if you only make one resolution, make it to force everyone you know to read this blog. By gunpoint if necessary.*
PS Thanks to Brendan for the ‘back contrary to popular demand’ joke. There’s a whole Friends-style team of gag writers working on this blog I tell you.
*The Incredible Suit in no way condones the use of guns to increase blog readership unless they fire out a little flag that says ‘Bang!’ on it.
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