Monday, 9 August 2010

Christopher Nolan's Parting Shots


If there's one thing Christopher Nolan knows well, it's how to finish a film. Not in the sense that his ability to sit through the whole of a motion picture is exemplary, even I can do that. What I mean is that nearly all his films have great endings.

Instead of wrapping everything up neatly in the final act before adding a cosy epilogue just so you know the story's definitely over, Nolan uses his final scenes to take the plot somewhere else entirely. A showboating Shyamalanesque twist is one thing, but Nolan's denouements are so much more than that - either extending the story beyond its own boundaries to the point where it feels like the credits are intruding on the rest of the film, or squirting the whole thing back up its own bottom, forcing you to reappraise everything you've just seen.

So here are six great Christopher Nolan films with six great endings, plus the coffee-flavoured chocolate in the packet of Revels that is Insomnia, which buggers up an otherwise perfectly good hypothesis.

*** Obvious statement: CONTAINS SPOILERS, duh. Including a
little one for Inception, but nothing too fun-destroying.***

Following
It's only in the film's final minute that we discover what the whole plot's been leading up to, and it's a far more devious and sinister double reverse counterbluff than we thought it was. In the final shot the bad guy literally disappears into the crowd and you can't quite believe that's how it's going to end. But it is.

Memento
In a film so back to front, upside down and inside out, Memento's ending isn't even anything as simple as the beginning of the story - in the chronologically re-edited version this shot comes over half an hour in. But it's in this scene that our absent-minded hero does the unthinkable to himself, setting up the action for the preceding two hours and leading up to the very first (literal) shots. And that final line: genius.

Insomnia
As if being a distinctly average thriller and, ironically, a good cure for insomnia wasn't enough, Insomnia is the only one of Nolan's films not to follow the pattern that forms the entire basis of my incisive observations. There will obviously be repercussions from the events of the last scene, but they're pedestrian in comparison to, say, Memento's mind-squootling finale. Bad Nolan.

Batman Begins
It was always Batman Begins' job to set up a sequel, and after seeing what Nolan did with a lesser villain like The Scarecrow, to tease The Joker as the next bat-villain was only ever going to cause uncontrollable fanboy tumescence for three long years. No superhero origin film would be complete without a final shot of a man in tights zooming towards camera, and Batman Begins does its duty in a classic shot that, as you can see, doesn't work as a still at all.
And take note, Marvel - this is how you tee up the next chapter: before the credits.

The Prestige
The final reveal through a room full of drowned Hugh Jackmans reveals the terrifying extent of his character's desperation to be a better magician than Christian Bale's, and is so disturbing that you almost forgive the clichéd scene that precedes it in which Bale shoots Jackman and then explains the whole plot to him in the exact amount of time it takes for him to cark it. Almost.

The Dark Knight
Commissioner Gordon unwillingly sends the entire police force after Batman when he sacrifices himself for the good of Gotham by taking the rap for Harvey Dent's dastardly deeds, and the dark knight goes on the lam for what looks like four more years of geek frustration. In the space of a couple of minutes you realise this superhero is even more heroic than you thought, and you just want to give him a hug. And a Strepsil.

Inception
Everything's wrapped up, Ellen Page has stopped asking silly questions and you can finally stop frowning like Leonardo DiCaprio in Shutter Island. And then, just as you're reaching for your coat and accidentally tipping the remains of your popcorn over your neighbour, Nolan drops that final shot on you. What a bastard.

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Sunday, 8 August 2010

Buster Keaton: One Week



This film was made NINETY YEARS AGO. Just think about that for a minute.

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Saturday, 7 August 2010

New Unnamed Regular Saturday Feature #1: John Williams


Welcome to a new, experimental (i.e. doomed to failure) feature at The Incredible Suit. I've no idea what to call it but it's a feeble excuse to squirt some of my favourite movie music at you on a weekly basis while you're browsing the interwebs, ironing your pants or mowing the lawn, although that last one presents a few practical hurdles. It'll only last about 30 or 40 minutes so you don't have to suffer for long, and all you need are four things:

A computer, duh.
The internet, obv.
Some speakers, jesus.
Spotify.

That last one might seem less obvious but I'll be linking to a playlist on Spotify each week and if you don't have it you won't be able to hear it and everyone will laugh and point at you. You can download it here for exactly nought pee. Alternatively you can pay to avoid having to listen to ads but they're not that bad, honest.

So for Week 1 I thought I'd ease you in gently with a few tunes from the Sultan Of Soundtracks, Mr John Williams. Enjoy, and be careful with that lawnmower.


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Friday, 6 August 2010

Back By Dope Demand


Hello! Lozzer here again! Just a quickie: I forgot to mention the other day my completely amazing theme tune. It's a proper earworm I don't mind telling you. Think BrodyQuest, but 70 years earlier than that cheeky upstart.



Lots of love,
Pete
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PS Thanks Dave!

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It's M Night Shyamalan's Birthday!

So I got him a card for everyone to sign:


Too soon?

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Thursday, 5 August 2010

And You Thought ShortList's Captions Were Bad

Free weekly rag ShortList, designed to pass exactly twenty minutes of the average citygoer's commute on a Thursday morning, is renowned for two things: inexplicably continuing to employ Danny Wallace, and captioning their photos with some of the worst "jokes" of all time. I won't pain you with examples save for one this week where a dramatic picture of the China oil spill fire (in which at least one person was killed and nearly 200 square miles of ocean became polluted) was tastefully captioned with the gag "I told them they shouldn't have cremated Higgins".

Its sister magazine Stylist, aimed squarely at the ladyperson end of the market, however, trumped its big brother this week in a Knight & Day wraparound which boasts some of the most awful captions ever printed.

They range from the mundanely informative:


Through the excruciatingly unfunny:


To the downright unfathomable:


In a bizarre twist, an almost identical piece of marketing fluff accompanies this week's ShortList, but the regular caption writer seems to have been given the day off, and instead somebody has helpfully annotated the pictures with the obvious ("Tom Cruise plays action man Roy Miller") and the unlikely ("The film is 'the perfect mix of adrenaline-fuelled action and quick-fire comedy'").

Sorry guys, the poster quotes have already been decided.

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Wednesday, 4 August 2010

Guest Blogger: Peter Lorre


Hello! I'm Peter Lorre, the boggle-eyed, moon-faced sinister foreign bad guy from some of the greatest films ever made - Casablanca, The Maltese Falcon, The Man Who Knew Too Much and many more. I was also in Fritz Lang's M, but that's a bit overrated to be honest.

I was just thinking that if you're at all bored or down in the dumps, maybe you'd like it if I entertained you for a few moments with my ridonkulous face?

You would? Oh good!









Lots of love,
Pete
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