Friends, rivals and occasional lovers of The Incredible Suit The Shiznit are holding their first screening of an actual film in an actual cinema this week, and at the risk of pissing off everyone who doesn't live in London (again), it's in London.
Of course if you do only go for the titles you're an idiot, because chief Shizneteer Ali Gray and his team of Shiznettes will be stripping to the waist and beating the shit out of each other in the foyer beforehand, and trust me: that is a lot of man-slapping going on right there. In the event that the topless bro-bashing doesn't happen I'm assured that less violent activities are planned.
So book your tickets here and get your rippling six-packs down to the Stratford Picturehouse (home of The Incredible Suit's Cumbersomely Titled Very Good Film And Quiz Night, as if you could forget) well before 8pm this Thursday for an evening of fun, frolics and fights. Bitch tits optional.