I Want You To Shiznit Me As Hard As You Can

Friends, rivals and occasional lovers of The Incredible Suit The Shiznit are holding their first screening of an actual film in an actual cinema this week, and at the risk of pissing off everyone who doesn't live in London (again), it's in London.

The film in question is 1999's second-best film, Fight Club, and seeing as how most of you were probably getting wedgied in the school toilets when it was released there's a fair chance you haven't seen it on the big screen. Well take it from me you should, even if only for Digital Domain's brain-rattling title sequence, accompanied by The Dust Brothers' eardrum-punching music at massive volumage.

Of course if you do only go for the titles you're an idiot, because chief Shizneteer Ali Gray and his team of Shiznettes will be stripping to the waist and beating the shit out of each other in the foyer beforehand, and trust me: that is a lot of man-slapping going on right there. In the event that the topless bro-bashing doesn't happen I'm assured that less violent activities are planned.

So book your tickets here and get your rippling six-packs down to the Stratford Picturehouse (home of The Incredible Suit's Cumbersomely Titled Very Good Film And Quiz Night, as if you could forget) well before 8pm this Thursday for an evening of fun, frolics and fights. Bitch tits optional.