It's very exciting and all but clearly the best thing about it is the truly ridonkulous amount of lens flares Abrams has crammed in to his new film. It's a little-known fact that he exhausted the global supply of lens flares with 2009's Star Trek, and so has had to employ thousands of third-world slave children to create more so that he can realise his vision for Super 8.
Obviously, though, you can't just shove in a lens flare without it having a credible source - I mean, that would imply they're just being used because they look cool - so let's take a closer look at where all these rogue flashes of light are originating, shall we? Yes, we shall.
Even the poster can't escape: