The night's big shock, however, was revealed in the photo press release, which clearly demonstrates that the biggest oversight at the ceremony was the absence of a ladies' toilet, which led to several actresses, models, whatevers and Christ-knows-whats having to spend the night standing cross-legged to avoid drowning the entire population of London's Grosvenor House Hotel in a tsunami of ladypiss.
Still, at least they all maintained their dignity, which is more than can be said for some people. On an entirely unrelated but possibly related note, here's a picture of Dexter Fletcher:
The lead role in The Incredible Shrinking Tim Burton is surely his for the taking.
Speaking as a woman I just have to say good lord, women are annoying. They're all doing it to look slimmer or something. Ridiculous.
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