Clone is a textbook example of this kind of linguistic cover up. It's the sort of film that, if you're not in the right mood, you'll be screaming at the top of your lungs at to just PLEASE GET ON WITH IT. When one character adopts a snail it's difficult not to see it as a deliberate measure to ensure that the pace doesn't pick up too much.
Actually it's nothing like either of those films, forget I ever mentioned them.
As a bonus, Clone confirms Natalia Tena (The Incredible Suit's choice for a future Bond girl and/or Miss Moneypenny) as the sexiest member of the Order of the Phoenix in a small but revealing role.
She looks better in the film.
Womb is showing on Tuesday 19th October and Wednesday 20th October, which means this review is embarrassingly late.
*Yes, I'm aware the character is just called "The Doctor". Leave me alone.
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