I think it's only fair that if you're involved in the production, distribution, sale or purchase of DVDs like these, which are clearly designed to fool idiots into thinking they're getting Robin Hood (with added dragons), Iron Man or 2012, then you should be strapped into a dentist's chair with flaming cocktail sticks propping your eyelids open and made to watch Iron Hero (US title: Metal Man) on a loop for the rest of time while a hungry kitten nibbles away at your most delicate areas, which have been smeared with fish paste, and footage of all this taking place should be broadcast live on BBC1 instead of Strictly Come Dancing.
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The Asylum has taken over the lunatics...
ReplyDelete"Saving the world just got an upgrade"? What does that even mean?
ReplyDeleteNot sure. Maybe it's a reboot. ZING!
ReplyDeleteThose all look glorious.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone ever see Star Kid with that kid from Jurassic park in it?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.imdb.com/media/rm3728250880/tt0120478
He beat Iron Man to the screen by 11 years.
I really need to see that Robin Hood. WTF is that Dragon about?!!!?
ReplyDeleteEven worse, the CCTV label in the bottom right hand corner means these DVDs were made by traffic cameras aimed at TV sets in the front rooms of nearby houses. There is a top shelf series too called Police, Camera, Bedroom Action.
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