Thursday, 20 May 2010

Cowboys And Aliens: What Can Possibly Go Wrong?

Don't you think next year's Cowboys And Aliens looks great? It stars:

Daniel "James Bond" Craig!

Harrison "Indiana Jones" Ford!

Sam "Various Forgettably Named But
Immensely Watchable Characters" Rockwell!

IMDb's plot keywords mention comics three times and aliens twice!

The comic it's based on features panels like this!

Well, forget all that. Cowboys And Aliens
is directed by Jon "Iron Man 2" Favreau.

It's going to be crapples. If you need proof, here's the FIRST OFFICIAL SET PHOTO!!!

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  1. prairie_oysters20 May 2010 at 09:46

    That snap's from costume tests rather than strictly on "set".

    It does look worryingly though

  2. Fair point, but if you're the director of a big budget sci-fi blockbuster and you release that as your first glimpse, you are a twit. Fanboy demand isn't that intense.

  3. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 "FFS" :)

  4. Now there's a sentence that would have made no sense at all 15 years ago.

  5. so you have already decided this movie is bad because why? because you don't like the test picture? I fail to see your point.

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  7. I haven't decided this movie is bad. I'm suggesting it will probably be bad because it's directed by Jon Favreau, who recently made a complete bullock's ballbag out of a potentially terrific superhero sequel. I thought that was quite clear in the post myself, but there you go.

  8. Oh I get it, for some reason he sucks because you say so. How clever, maybe you should step in and clean up this mess, you seem to know your stuff.

  9. Exactly! At last somebody gets it.