Empire magazine's finest journalists to talk Bond on their podcast. Sadly they had to drop out, so instead Dan Jolin, Chris Hewitt and Nick de Semlyen stepped in to graciously humour my constant trivia dribble and borderline-racist George Lazenby "impressions". Sadly they wouldn't let me spray my newly-acquired 007 aftershave around in the windowless podbooth, the fascists.
So set aside 89 minutes (yes, really), ensure a constant flow of vodka martinis in order to deaden your senses against the onslaught of inane banter, and wrap your listening tubes around this. Or, you know, don't.