Global James Bond Day: Happy Birthday, Mr Bond

Adele's official theme song is fine, but if there's a better way to celebrate GloJayBoDay than by listening to Roger Moore appearing to enjoy some first class fellatio while famous Bond girl Irka Bochenko breathes "Happy Birthday, Mr Bond" in his ear, then I don't want to know what it is.



What's that? You've never heard of famous Bond girl Irka Bochenko? Anyone would think you don't remember that iconic scene in Moonraker when Bond goes to that place and sees that girl that time. Apparently her character's name was "Blonde Beauty".

No? Maybe you remember her better from French seventies soft-focus wankfest Bilitis, in which her nipples were on screen for longer than her face was in Moonraker?

Oh yeah, possibly NSFW. Happy Birthday, Mr Bond.