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That's right viewers, it's my second London-centric post in a row! If you're anywhere near the "delightful" area of Stratford, east London (as opposed to Stratford-upon-Avon, from whence London's Stratford steals confused tourists) on the evening of Thursday 28th June, why not pop over to the lovely Picturehouse cinema where, for a small fee yet to be determined, I will mix you a possibly drinkable cocktail using the bar skills I will have acquired during the preceding ten minutes.
If, following that, you haven't gone blind and can still walk, you can then wander into an auditorium and watch Doug Liman's 1996 film Swingers presented by theshiznit.co.uk's Ali Gray and his team of unpaid slave children. Further details are over at their site, if further details are the kind of things you weirdos go in for.
There isn't much more to say, except that Martinis are very simple to make so if everyone could only ask for them I might come out of this with my integrity intact.