Rhyming Oscar nominations announced

Up for Best Vest: Sandra Bullock in Gravity

Best Nest

Christian Bale's hair, American Hustle

Bradley Cooper's hair, American Hustle

Jennifer Lawrence's hair, American Hustle

Jeremy Renner's hair, American Hustle

Radagast the Brown's hair, The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug

Best Chest

Amy Adams, American Hustle

Hugh Jackman, The Wolverine

Ryan Gosling, The Place Beyond The Pines

Tom Hanks, Captain Phillips

Adele Exarchopolous, Blue Is The Warmest Colour

Best Breast

[Award amalgamated into Best Chest category]

Best Guest

Jasmine Francis (Cate Blanchett), Blue Jasmine

Frank Chambers (Josh Brolin), Labor Day

PL Travers (Emma Thompson), Saving Mr Banks

Muse (Barkhad Abdi), Captain Phillips

Aldrich Killian (Guy Pearce), Iron Man 3

Best Quest

The Quest For The Negative, The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty

The Quest For The Dwarves' Gold, The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug

The Quest For Enormous Amounts Of Booze, The World's End

The Quest For Treasure, A Field In England

The Quest For A Joke, Anchorman 2

Best Vest

Matt Damon's vest, Elysium

Channing Tatum's vest, White House Down

Hugh Jackman's vest, The Wolverine

Robert Downey Jr's vest, Iron Man 3

Sandra Bullock's vest, Gravity

Best West

The Wild West, The Lone Ranger

[Rhyming Oscars cancelled for stupidity]