Hot up the ass of the first, better-than-any-film-I've-seen-this-year teaser for Skyfall comes this lengthy trailer, packed with MORE beardy Bond! MORE bad-haired Bardem! And MORE bastard-cool cuff-adjustment than EVER BEFORE!!!!!11 *faints again*
Time to crank down the resolution and pick this baby apart with some crap gags that even ShortList magazine would think twice about printing.
I'm going to choose to ignore for now the slightly tedious throwbacks to previous Bond films, as well as the fact that Daniel Craig only really looks good in about one of these shots, and blindly continue to assert that Skyfall still looks the absolute shizzle. Even though it's almost possible to work out the entire plot from the two existing trailers, I still get a tremor in my trunks thinking about the first time I'll get to see how it all fits together. Nothing does that to me like Bond does and I make no apologies for it. I just hope I won't be asking for any from Sam Mendes come October.