Well the last thing I want to do is sound ungrateful, so rather than harp on about the lack of delicious cocoa-based confectionery (God, I do love Green & Black's chocolate, especially the white chocolate) I thought I'd give you a tour of all the stuff we did get. If you're coming on this LFF journey with me (and you are, whether you like it or not), I want to share the whole experience. So hold my hand and let's take a look inside.
One bag of Love Da Popcorn popcorn
One VIP day pass to The Hospital Club
One BBC London Oyster card wallet
One issue of German Films Quarterly
One 55th BFI London Film Festival programme
One voucher for a free 30 day trial at lovefilm.com
One massive pile of press releases
One penThe Shiznit. For Christ's sake don't tell them, I'll never hear the end of it.
That's it. You can let go of my hand now.